List - 10 Things that interest me more than a 44 hour work-week.

• Michael Bublé
• The Half-Life of YOP
• The amount of tiles on my ceiling
• The amount of tiles on your ceiling
• A Friends "Best of Ross" marathon
• Noam Chomsky's speaking voice
• The 'anecdote/get-to-know-the-contestants' portion of Kid's Jeopardy
• Human hamster wheel
• Infant finger-paintings
• Geological survey of Uganda

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Ever see that scene in Scanners...

My lack of inspiration inspires me to think paradoxically.

Your head just exploded.

Happy birthday to that lady that shacked me up for 9 months with free rent all those years ago.

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Rude awakening

If you fall asleep with the TV on during The Colbert Report, theres a pretty good chance you'll wake up to some shitty prop-comic on Comedy at Club 54. This will ruin the rest of your day.

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