Months are not years!

Perhaps this has happened to you.

"Ohhh dear, what a cute baby, how old is he/she"?

"Why, he/she is 18 months of course!"

WRONG!

Its a fucking one-year-old child. I'd even accept one and a half. This irks me.

From now on i'm going to tell anyone with a baby that i am 310 months old.

p.