Enjoying a life that looks misleadingly better than usual.

Played some shows with new band this past weekend.

At the pinnacle of the debauchery (which happened a day after multiple pairs of testicles were marked with various slogans) i found myself in a Toronto bar (at 4am) with half of the Blue Jays' pitching staff.

I (finally) met Jeremy Accardo (and congratulated him on his 23 saves so far this season) and after a handshake told him i could hit anything he could throw at me.

He DIDNT punch me or even get annoyed. Success!

Oh, and when someone asked AJ Burnett how much money he gets paid, i rudely chimed in with "more than you should". Luckily this was said harmoniously with the same (or similar) sentiment from the man himself. We had a laugh, then he said he was from arkansas, but pronounced it Are-Kansas. He seemed genuinely interested in my pseudo-profound statement of rock stars wanting to be sports stars and vice-versa (lifted from klosterman, of course). Then i fell in love with 8 women and never talked to any of them. Typical night.

Im still more broke than i've ever been in my life.

p.