I hate to admit it but...

...the tight denim tucked into high boots thing that about 60 percent of women i see have going on is tight as all get out. I don't know whether to feel ashamed for being generally aroused by such a staple of the shopping-mall-american-abercrombie-hollister-and-fitch camp, or to feel advanced because despite my pretentious elitism surrounding all forms of art, i can still be accepting of something so common (sort of like a cap'n jazz fan appreciating the new britney spears album). ANYWAYS, ladies, tight denim coupled with high boots instantly makes you look a little more fierce in a classy way, as well as (most of the time) really accentuating y'alls hindquarters. God this is trite.

Oh yeah, i have the internet again.



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