Actual Event

Some Dude at Work: Guy, where did you get those jeans? They're so siiiiick[sic]!

Me: Uhhhh...they are tattered old levis i got second hand years ago, obviously. They're fraying and ripping all over the place and one of the back pockets is missing.

Dude: Oh so you didn't buy them like that?

Me: Uhhh....no, they're old, and i can't really afford pants.

Dude: (with an air of dissapointment)Oh...nevermind then.


This is 100% true. Apparently my ratty old hand-me-downs would be totally in if it wasn't for the little problem of them being totally authentic. This says a great deal about the current world we live in.

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