Wheatgrass is good for you,

Of course its good for you!

It tastes like the pureed asshole of that guy you know that is so fucking fat he often wakes up with chicken fingers on his chest and eats them between apnea ridden periods of sleep in which the sound he makes is so frightening that you don't think you'll ever sleep again.

On top of that, the same fat motherfucking loaf of moldy shit is simutaneously getting royalty checks from some backwards faux-japanese knockoff horror movie that sampled the sound and freaked out a generation of tweens who are old enough to wanna fuck but not old enough to wanna drink beforehand so they spend their friday nights at the movies with little cocktease fucking 13 year old whores who just learned that their tits alone can get them a night out on the town, all expenses paid.

Thats why i understand why the stripjoint exists. Theres no ambiguity. No bullshitting around the bush. Its a simple transaction; "heres too much money, let me see your boobs and think you might wanna touch my leg."

Its very convenient for hustle/bustle type guys on the go.

But i'm not hustle/bustle. I'm not even bustle. Maybe because i was as much onto this bullshit at the age of 13 that i am at the age of 27 is why i always feel uncomfortable in the strip joint.

The only way i'd ever pay to see tits would involve eating pizza three times a day for a year while i sit around doing so with my shirt off. Eventually, i will realize how much money it cost me at the same time that i realize theres a pair of weird tits within my reach that will not object to my hands. Unfortunately, those tits would be mine.

Come to think of it...all that pizza kind of makes it sound worth it.

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